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Figure it out once. It runs at 7 AM forever.

Any prompt you have gotten right once becomes a schedule. Hourly, daily, weekly, monthly. Real cron on your machine, catch-up on wake, result texted to you. The Night Shift pack is the ten we run on our own machines, pre-written and tested, installed with one tap. Founding 500 only.

One command. Card is not charged until it proves it remembers. Reply "goldfish" for a full refund, any time in 60 days.

The scheduled run has today's memory.

Every native scheduler either dies with your terminal or starts from a fresh clone that has never met your repo. A Night Shift prompt runs on your box, beside your agents, with everything they decided today. The 7 AM dependency audit knows you pinned pg last week on purpose. It does not "fix" it. If the Mac was asleep, it catches up. It does not silently skip. And 6:40 AM stops being "check GitHub to guess whether the overnight run happened." You read the text.

The ten.

The dependency audit

daily 7:00 AM

Audits every dependency, opens a PR for any real CVE, texts you the link. Leaves your intentional pins alone, because it remembers why you pinned them.

The webhook watch

hourly

Checks the Stripe webhook retry queue. Texts you only if something is stuck.

The night shift

nightly 11:00 PM

Picks up the highest-priority open thread from today and pushes a PR. Hits a permission prompt, buzzes your phone, waits. Finishes by 2 AM instead of stalling for seven hours.

The morning QA

daily 6:30 AM

Clicks through the real signup flow on prod in a real browser. Texts you a screenshot only if something broke.

The ship summary

Friday 5:00 PM

Drafts what actually shipped this week for X and LinkedIn, from the commits, not from memory of the commits. One-tap approve.

The invoice pull

monthly, the 1st, 7:00 AM

Logs into Stripe, AWS, Vercel, and Supabase in your Chrome, pulls the invoices, texts you the PDFs. Forward to your accountant from the thread.

The flaky-test hunter

weekly, Monday 6:00 AM

Finds the tests that failed and then passed on retry this week, and opens a PR fixing the one it can fix.

The daily digest

daily 6:00 PM

"What did both agents decide today." Claude's decisions, Codex's decisions, in one text, so you can catch the one you disagree with before it compounds.

The backup verify

Sunday 3:00 AM

Checks that the backup actually ran and actually restores. Texts you either way, because this is the one you want to hear "fine" from.

The cross-review

on PR open

Codex reviews what Claude wrote. Claude reviews what Codex wrote. Each one already knows why the other did what it did, so the review is about bugs, not about re-litigating decisions.

Write your own.

Text the thread:

every morning at 7, audit deps and open a PR if there's a CVE.

That is the whole syntax. It confirms the schedule, runs it, and texts you the result. Change it or stop it with another text.

Schedules in the docs →

Figure it out once.

One command. Five minutes. Tell Claude one decision, ask Codex, and watch it answer. Your card is not touched until it does.

Install in one command

$29 a month, locked for life for the first 500 machines. 417 left. Reply "goldfish" for a full refund, any time in 60 days.

Your laptop closes at 6. Your agents don't.